Uhavemeinstitches

That 25% win rate — roughly one win in every four races — is a genuinely impressive number at this level. Most horses are doing well to win one in ten. Uhavemeinstitches has done it three times in a dozen attempts, which tells you this is a horse that tends to be competitive rather than making up the numbers.

The really interesting part, though, is what happens when this horse turns up at Limerick. Two wins from four races there amounts to a 50% win rate at the track — winning half the time at any racecourse is the kind of stat that makes experienced punters sit up straight. Limerick clearly suits this horse. Whether it's the way the track bends, the ground, or simply good memories, something clicks there. The first career win came at Limerick on 27 December 2024, and the most recent win — just six weeks ago, on 22 March 2026 — came there too. When Uhavemeinstitches goes back to Limerick, you pay attention.

The team behind the horse is small and Cork-based, trained by J Motherway out of Cloyne — a quiet yard that has sent out two winners this season, with Uhavemeinstitches responsible for both. That's a meaningful contribution from one horse to a smaller operation. Regular jockey Simon Torrens has ridden the horse in seven of its 12 races, winning once together, though their record understates how often the partnership has run well. Recent form shows a win and two third-place finishes across the last six races, which is the profile of a horse in decent nick rather than one going backwards.

Raced just one day ago, Uhavemeinstitches is very much a live, active runner. If you're looking for a horse with a track it loves, a yard it anchors, and a name that will raise eyebrows at the pub, this is your one.