Thegooseiscooked
Thegooseiscooked is a 9-year-old with the kind of record that tells you everything about life on the lower rungs of racing: 29 races, one win, seven places, and a career that has been a long, patient accumulation of small moments. That single victory came at Gowran Park on 13 August 2025, and it remains the only win of his career—a full year ago now. Since then, nothing. Six races without success, though he has managed a placed finish or two to keep the hope alive.Based on TrackLab's AI analysis
📊 Key Numbers
Career statistics for this horse
24.1%
Place rate (top 3)
avg ~30%
🔍 Full Analysis
TrackLab's AI-generated assessment based on career data and recent form
What makes the horse worth watching, though, is that he does seem to have found something when paired with jockey Colin Keane. In five rides together, Keane has found the winner's circle once with Thegooseiscooked, a 20% win rate that stands out sharply against the horse's overall 3% win rate (1 from 29 races). That suggests there may be a partnership worth following. The horse performs best over distances between 1m1f and 1m2f—middle distances where he has won 1 of his 10 races over that range, roughly a 10% win rate at those trip lengths.
Gerard Keane's Trim yard has been reasonably productive this season with ten winners to their name, which is respectable for a smaller operation. The fact that Thegooseiscooked is still active, with his most recent race just yesterday, suggests the yard sees something worth continuing with. At 9 years old, he is no youngster, but plenty of horses find their feet late or settle into a comfortable pattern of consistent placing rather than winning. For the yard, keeping him competitive at the lower levels appears to be the game plan—and with Keane in the saddle and the right distance to suit him, a repeat win is not beyond the realm of possibility.
⚡ Strengths & Risks
What the data says works for and against this horse
✓ What works in their favour
✔ Excellent record on good ground: 1 wins from 10 starts (10%)
✔ Well suited by 1m1f – 1m2f distances: 10% win rate
⚠ What to watch out for
⚠ Poor record on standard ground: 0 wins from 6 starts
⚠ Poor record on yielding ground: 0 wins from 5 starts
⚠ Yet to win at Dundalk in 6 attempts
⚠ Struggles on LH Galloping tracks: 0 wins from 13 starts
⚠ Struggles on RH Galloping tracks: 0 wins from 8 starts
🎯 Where This Horse Thrives
Performance broken down by ground, distance, class, and track type
🌧 Ground Conditions
Good to yielding (mild give)
Unknown
Good to firm (drying out)
Unknown
Yielding to soft (damp)
Unknown
Soft to heavy (wet)
Unknown
Standard (all-weather)
Avoids
Yielding (slightly soft)
Avoids
📏 Race Distance
Long Distance (2M+)
Avoids
🏟 Track Shape
Right-handed, hilly
Loves
Right-handed, tight turns
Unknown
Left-handed, tight turns
Unknown
Right-handed, tight
Unknown
Left-handed, long straights
Avoids
Right-handed, long straights
Avoids
📅 Recent Runs
The last 10 races, most recent first
12 Aug
10th
Gowran Park
1m1f – 1m2f · Good_To_Firm · 20 runners
11 Jul
3rd
Navan
1m3f – 1m4f · Good · 14 runners
5 Jun
DNF
Fairyhouse
1m1f – 1m2f · Good · 16 runners
5 May
13th
Gowran Park
1m1f – 1m2f · Good_To_Yielding · 16 runners
11 Oct
DNF
Fairyhouse
Long Distance (2m+) · Yielding · 16 runners
29 Sep
4th
Down Royal
1m3f – 1m4f · Yielding · 17 runners
19 Sep
6th
Dundalk
1m3f – 1m4f · Standard · 17 runners
6 Sep
7th
Navan
1m3f – 1m4f · Good · 26 runners
14 Aug
3rd
Cork
1m1f – 1m2f · Good · 9 runners
13 Aug
🏆 Won
Gowran Park
1m1f – 1m2f · Good · 20 runners
🏇 Jockey Partnerships
Every jockey who has ridden this horse, sorted by rides together
🏟 Track Record
Win rate at each course this horse has visited
| Course | Races | Results | Last visited | Win rate |
| Dundalk Galloping |
6 |
6 other |
19 Sep |
0% |
| Gowran Park Undulating |
3 |
1 win, 2 other |
12 Aug |
33.3% |
| Fairyhouse Galloping |
3 |
3 other |
5 Jun |
0% |
| Leopardstown Galloping |
3 |
1 second, 1 third, 1 other |
10 Jul |
0% |
| Tipperary Galloping |
2 |
1 second, 1 other |
2 Jul |
0% |
| Down Royal Galloping |
2 |
2 other |
29 Sep |
0% |
| Navan Galloping |
2 |
1 third, 1 other |
11 Jul |
0% |
| Bellewstown Sharp |
1 |
1 other |
30 Jun |
0% |
| Kilbeggan Tight |
1 |
1 other |
21 Apr |
0% |
| Roscommon Sharp |
1 |
1 other |
14 Oct |
0% |
| The Curragh Galloping |
1 |
1 other |
26 Sep |
0% |
| Tramore Sharp |
1 |
1 other |
10 Apr |
0% |
| Thurles Undulating |
1 |
1 other |
20 Oct |
0% |
| Cork Galloping |
1 |
1 third |
14 Aug |
0% |
| Punchestown Galloping |
1 |
1 other |
24 May |
0% |