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Tellmemamema

Four races, no wins, no places — and a finishing sequence that reads 4, 10, 11, 8 going backwards through time. That is the career of Tellmemamema in a nutshell, and it is fair to say the scoreboard has not been kind so far. The closest the six-year-old has come to troubling the judge was that fourth-place finish, which remains the solitary bright spot in an otherwise difficult campaign.Based on TrackLab's AI analysis
Quick Facts
Age
6 years old
Sex
Mare
Colour
Bay
Father
Elusive Pimpernel
Mother
Grannys Kitchen
Owner
Molly & Paul Willis
Rating
84

📊 Key Numbers

Career statistics for this horse
4
Career races
0
Wins
0%
Win rate
avg ~10%
0%
Place rate (top 3)
avg ~30%
1 days
Since last race

🔍 Full Analysis

TrackLab's AI-generated assessment based on career data and recent form
TrackLab's Detailed Breakdown
Auto-Generated

Trained by Edward Buckley out of Ratoath in County Meath, Tellmemamema raced just yesterday, so at least nobody can accuse the team of wrapping this horse in cotton wool. Buckley's yard has sent out five winners this season, which shows the operation is capable of finding the right opportunities — the challenge now is finding one that suits this particular horse a little better. With finishing positions drifting from fourth all the way out to eleventh before nudging back to eighth most recently, there is no obvious upward trend to point to, though the yard will be hoping that last outing represents the beginning of a turnaround rather than just a blip.

At six years old, Tellmemamema is not a youngster still finding its feet — this is a horse that needs to start converting experience into results. Four races is still a relatively small sample, and stranger things have happened than a horse clicking into gear after a slow start. For now, though, supporters will need patience.

🎯 Where This Horse Thrives

Performance broken down by ground, distance, class, and track type
🌧 Ground Conditions
Yielding (slightly soft)
Unknown
Good (firm-ish)
Unknown
Good to yielding (mild give)
Unknown
📏 Race Distance
Long Distance (2M+)
Unknown
🏟 Track Shape
Right-handed, long straights
Unknown
Right-handed, hilly
Unknown

📅 Recent Runs

The last 10 races, most recent first
4 May
4th
Down Royal
Long Distance (2m+) · Good · 23 runners
14 Jan
10th
Fairyhouse
Long Distance (2m+) · Yielding · 13 runners
20 Dec
11th
Thurles
Long Distance (2m+) · Yielding · 16 runners
15 Oct
8th
Punchestown
Long Distance (2m+) · Good_To_Yielding · 14 runners

🏇 Jockey Partnerships

Every jockey who has ridden this horse, sorted by rides together
0%
Win rate
0/3
Won / Rode

🏟 Track Record

Win rate at each course this horse has visited
CourseRacesResultsLast visitedWin rate
Fairyhouse
Galloping
1 1 other 14 Jan 0%
Punchestown
Galloping
1 1 other 15 Oct 0%
Thurles
Undulating
1 1 other 20 Dec 0%
Down Royal
Galloping
1 1 other 4 May 0%