His one career win came at Catterick Bridge in December 2025, and at his level — Class 4, one rung below the top half of the racing ladder — he's won 1 from 5 at that grade, which works out at 20%, or roughly 1 in every 5 attempts. That's a respectable return for a horse still finding his feet. The form figures from his last six races read 3-4-blank-3-blank-1, which tells you he's been finishing in the places regularly enough, even if the wins haven't been stacking up. He raced just yesterday, so he's very much in the thick of his season right now.
The team behind him is Jonjo and A.J. O'Neill, a yard based at Cheltenham that has been in fine fettle this season with 51 winners already on the board. That's a stable operating with real momentum, and it matters — horses in form yards tend to get their conditions right. What's interesting about Noonetellsmenothin is that his trainer has been pretty candid about what brings the best out of him: he needs a genuinely quick pace to run at. When the race dawdles, as it did at Ludlow, he doesn't get to show himself properly. Give him a race run at a flat-out gallop and the picture changes — his debut second at Worcester suggested he has real ability when things set up for him.
He's the kind of horse who rewards patience from his owner, and by the sounds of it, that's exactly the spirit he's being sent out in. Not a superstar in the making, but a competitive, honest animal who's been placed more often than not and could easily add to his win tally if he finds the right race run at the right pace.
| Course | Races | Results | Last visited | Win rate |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Catterick Bridge Sharp |
2 | 1 win, 1 third | 21 Jan | 50% |
| Ludlow Undulating |
2 | 2 thirds | 22 Apr | 0% |
| Kelso Undulating |
2 | 2 other | 13 Feb | 0% |
| Musselburgh Sharp |
1 | 1 other | 20 Mar | 0% |
| Worcester Galloping |
1 | 1 second | 15 Sep | 0% |