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Noonetellsmenothin

There's a quiet stubbornness built right into the name, and Noonetellsmenothin has backed it up with a career that's been more about persistence than fireworks. The five-year-old has won 1 race from 8 outings — roughly 1 in every 8 — but has placed in five of those, meaning he's barely ever out of the picture. That's the kind of horse that frustrates you just enough to keep you watching.Based on TrackLab's AI analysis
Quick Facts
Age
5 years old
Sex
Gelding
Colour
Bay
Father
Youmzain
Mother
Carlingford Way
Owner
Ben Hughes
Rating
106

📊 Key Numbers

Career statistics for this horse
8
Career races
1
Wins
12.5%
Win rate
avg ~10%
62.5%
Place rate (top 3)
avg ~30%
1 days
Since last race

🔍 Full Analysis

TrackLab's AI-generated assessment based on career data and recent form
TrackLab's Detailed Breakdown
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His one career win came at Catterick Bridge in December 2025, and at his level — Class 4, one rung below the top half of the racing ladder — he's won 1 from 5 at that grade, which works out at 20%, or roughly 1 in every 5 attempts. That's a respectable return for a horse still finding his feet. The form figures from his last six races read 3-4-blank-3-blank-1, which tells you he's been finishing in the places regularly enough, even if the wins haven't been stacking up. He raced just yesterday, so he's very much in the thick of his season right now.

The team behind him is Jonjo and A.J. O'Neill, a yard based at Cheltenham that has been in fine fettle this season with 51 winners already on the board. That's a stable operating with real momentum, and it matters — horses in form yards tend to get their conditions right. What's interesting about Noonetellsmenothin is that his trainer has been pretty candid about what brings the best out of him: he needs a genuinely quick pace to run at. When the race dawdles, as it did at Ludlow, he doesn't get to show himself properly. Give him a race run at a flat-out gallop and the picture changes — his debut second at Worcester suggested he has real ability when things set up for him.

He's the kind of horse who rewards patience from his owner, and by the sounds of it, that's exactly the spirit he's being sent out in. Not a superstar in the making, but a competitive, honest animal who's been placed more often than not and could easily add to his win tally if he finds the right race run at the right pace.

Strengths & Risks

What the data says works for and against this horse
✓ What works in their favour
Excellent record on good_to_soft ground: 1 wins from 5 starts (20%)

🎯 Where This Horse Thrives

Performance broken down by ground, distance, class, and track type
🌧 Ground Conditions
Good to soft (some give)
Loves
Soft (muddy)
Unknown
Good to firm (drying out)
Unknown
Good (firm-ish)
Unknown
📏 Race Distance
Long Distance (2M+)
1M6F – 2M
Unknown
🏅 Competition Level
Class 4 (standard)
Loves
Class 5 (entry-level)
Unknown
🏟 Track Shape
Right-handed, hilly
Unknown
Left-handed, hilly
Unknown
Left-handed, tight turns
Unknown
Right-handed, tight turns
Unknown
Left-handed, long straights
Unknown

📅 Recent Runs

The last 10 races, most recent first
22 Apr
3rd
Ludlow
Long Distance (2m+) · Good · 7 runners
20 Mar
4th
Musselburgh
Long Distance (2m+) · Good_To_Soft · 11 runners
13 Feb
DNF
Kelso
Long Distance (2m+) · Soft · 10 runners
21 Jan
3rd
Catterick Bridge
Long Distance (2m+) · Good_To_Soft · 13 runners
11 Jan
DNF
Kelso
Long Distance (2m+) · Good_To_Soft · 17 runners
16 Dec
🏆 Won
Catterick Bridge
Long Distance (2m+) · Good_To_Soft · 10 runners
8 Oct
3rd
Ludlow
1m6f – 2m · Good_To_Firm · 6 runners
15 Sep
2nd
Worcester
Long Distance (2m+) · Good_To_Soft · 10 runners

🏇 Jockey Partnerships

Every jockey who has ridden this horse, sorted by rides together
Jonjo O'Neill Jr Current Jockey
33.3%
Win rate
1/3
Won / Rode
0%
Win rate
0/2
Won / Rode
0%
Win rate
0/1
Won / Rode

🏟 Track Record

Win rate at each course this horse has visited
CourseRacesResultsLast visitedWin rate
Catterick Bridge
Sharp
2 1 win, 1 third 21 Jan 50%
Ludlow
Undulating
2 2 thirds 22 Apr 0%
Kelso
Undulating
2 2 other 13 Feb 0%
Musselburgh
Sharp
1 1 other 20 Mar 0%
Worcester
Galloping
1 1 second 15 Sep 0%