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No More Porter

There are horses that make you wonder why they bother, and then there are horses like No More Porter, who just keep turning up. This eight-year-old has run 50 times in its career and won exactly once — a 2% win rate, or to put it more starkly, one win from fifty races. That single victory came at The Curragh in September 2024, and it remains the solitary highlight of a long, largely unrewarded career. Twenty months have passed since that day, and no second win has followed.Based on TrackLab's AI analysis
Quick Facts
Age
8 years old
Sex
Gelding
Colour
Bay
Father
Elzaam
Mother
Zaziyra
Owner
Dooley Thoroughbreds
Rating
67

📊 Key Numbers

Career statistics for this horse
50
Career races
1
Wins
2%
Win rate
avg ~10%
30%
Place rate (top 3)
avg ~30%
1 days
Since last race

🔍 Full Analysis

TrackLab's AI-generated assessment based on career data and recent form
TrackLab's Detailed Breakdown
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What keeps the story from being entirely bleak is the sheer consistency of the near-misses. Fifteen places from those 50 races tells you this is not a horse that trails in last — it has been competitive enough to finish in the frame regularly, just rarely in the right frame. Its recent run of form reads 13-3-6-4-4-4, which shows a troubled run last time out but several solid placed efforts before that. At its best distance, somewhere between seven furlongs and a mile, it has managed that one win from eleven races — the numbers are modest, but that is at least where it looks most at home.

Jockey Adam Caffrey has partnered No More Porter fourteen times without ever riding it to a winner, a run of results that says something about how difficult this horse has been to get over the line. The yard behind it, Adrian McGuinness's operation in Lusk, County Dublin, is clearly a functioning outfit — 45 winners on the board this season alone — so the horse is not short of professional support. It raced just yesterday, meaning it is still very much active, still being aimed at races, still in the mix.

At eight years old, with one win on its record and nothing added in the past twenty months, No More Porter is what the sport quietly produces plenty of: a horse that has given a great deal of effort for very little reward. But someone keeps entering it, someone keeps saddling it up, and yesterday it was out there again. That, in its own way, is worth noting.

Strengths & Risks

What the data says works for and against this horse
✓ What works in their favour
Well suited by 7f – 1m distances: 9% win rate
⚠ What to watch out for
Poor record on good ground: 0 wins from 16 starts
Poor record on soft ground: 0 wins from 9 starts
Poor record on standard ground: 0 wins from 8 starts
Poor record on yielding ground: 0 wins from 5 starts
Poor record on heavy ground: 0 wins from 4 starts
Poor record on soft_to_heavy ground: 0 wins from 4 starts
Poor record on yielding_to_soft ground: 0 wins from 3 starts
Yet to win at Dundalk in 8 attempts
Yet to win at Galway in 5 attempts
Struggles on LH Galloping tracks: 0 wins from 15 starts
Struggles on RH Tight tracks: 0 wins from 5 starts

🎯 Where This Horse Thrives

Performance broken down by ground, distance, class, and track type
🌧 Ground Conditions
Good to yielding (mild give)
Unknown
Good (firm-ish)
Avoids
Soft (muddy)
Avoids
Standard (all-weather)
Avoids
Yielding (slightly soft)
Avoids
Heavy (very wet)
Avoids
Soft to heavy (wet)
Avoids
Yielding to soft (damp)
Avoids
📏 Race Distance
7F – 1M
Loves
5F – 6½F
Avoids
1M1F – 1M2F
Avoids
1M3F – 1M4F
Avoids
🏟 Track Shape
Right-handed, long straights
Loves
Right-handed, tight turns
Unknown
Left-handed, tight turns
Unknown
Left-handed, long straights
Avoids
Right-handed, tight
Avoids

📅 Recent Runs

The last 10 races, most recent first
4 Jun
13th
Leopardstown
1m1f – 1m2f · Soft · 16 runners
24 May
3rd
The Curragh
1m1f – 1m2f · Good · 20 runners
17 Dec
6th
Dundalk
1m3f – 1m4f · Standard · 17 runners
26 Nov
4th
Dundalk
1m1f – 1m2f · Standard · 17 runners
14 Nov
4th
Dundalk
1m3f – 1m4f · Standard · 8 runners
29 Oct
4th
Dundalk
1m1f – 1m2f · Standard · 14 runners
17 Oct
2nd
Dundalk
1m3f – 1m4f · Standard · 6 runners
28 Sep
9th
The Curragh
1m3f – 1m4f · Yielding · 26 runners
11 Sep
6th
Clonmel
1m1f – 1m2f · Soft · 12 runners
21 Aug
8th
Leopardstown
1m1f – 1m2f · Good · 16 runners

🏇 Jockey Partnerships

Every jockey who has ridden this horse, sorted by rides together
Adam Caffrey Current Jockey
0%
Win rate
0/14
Won / Rode
0%
Win rate
0/11
Won / Rode
0%
Win rate
0/6
Won / Rode
Kevin Manning
0%
Win rate
0/4
Won / Rode
50%
Win rate
1/2
Won / Rode
0%
Win rate
0/2
Won / Rode
0%
Win rate
0/2
Won / Rode
0%
Win rate
0/2
Won / Rode
0%
Win rate
0/1
Won / Rode
Sam Coen
0%
Win rate
0/1
Won / Rode
Cian MacRedmond
0%
Win rate
0/1
Won / Rode
0%
Win rate
0/1
Won / Rode
0%
Win rate
0/1
Won / Rode
0%
Win rate
0/1
Won / Rode

🏟 Track Record

Win rate at each course this horse has visited
CourseRacesResultsLast visitedWin rate
The Curragh
Galloping
23 1 win, 3 seconds, 4 thirds, 15 other 24 May 4.3%
Dundalk
Galloping
8 1 second, 1 third, 6 other 17 Dec 0%
Galway
Tight
5 1 second, 4 other 31 Jul 0%
Leopardstown
Galloping
4 4 other 4 Jun 0%
Naas
Galloping
3 1 second, 2 other 12 Oct 0%
Cork
Galloping
2 1 third, 1 other 5 May 0%
Limerick
Galloping
1 1 other 9 Oct 0%
Clonmel
Sharp
1 1 other 11 Sep 0%
Listowel
Sharp
1 1 other 24 Sep 0%
Killarney
Sharp
1 1 second 30 Sep 0%
Roscommon
Sharp
1 1 third 9 May 0%