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Kissmehoneyhoney

There is a horse with arguably the most joyful name in training right now, and Kissmehoneyhoney might just be backing it up with some early promise. The 4-year-old has raced just twice so far, winning one and finishing placed in the other — a record that means it has finished in the top two in every single race it has ever run. That is as clean a start as you can ask for.Based on TrackLab's AI analysis
Quick Facts
Age
4 years old
Sex
Filly
Colour
Chestnut
Father
Crystal Ocean
Mother
Buildmeupbuttercup
Owner
Dash Grange Stud

📊 Key Numbers

Career statistics for this horse
2
Career races
1
Wins
50%
Win rate
avg ~10%
50%
Place rate (top 3)
avg ~30%
1 days
Since last race

🔍 Full Analysis

TrackLab's AI-generated assessment based on career data and recent form
TrackLab's Detailed Breakdown
Auto-Generated

The one victory came at Leicester on 22 September 2025, which stands as the only win on the record so far — though with just two races to its name, there is plenty of time for that story to develop. The recent form reading of 8-1 tells an interesting tale: that Leicester win was the most recent outing, but before it came an eighth-place finish, suggesting this horse took a run to find its stride before clicking into gear.

What gives real weight to those early results is who is overseeing the whole operation. William Haggas, based at Newmarket in Suffolk, is one of the most respected trainers in Britain, and his yard has been in exceptional form — sending out 170 winners already this season alone. That is a staggering number, and it means any horse coming out of that stable carries serious credibility. When a trainer of that calibre takes a horse to the track, they tend to know what they are doing with it. Kissmehoneyhoney is in very good hands.

Seven months have passed since that Leicester win, so the next run will be watched with real curiosity. Has the winter done this horse good? Can it build on what looked like a promising foundation? With a trainer firing on all cylinders and a horse that has never finished worse than placed when things have gone right, there is every reason to keep the name — unforgettable as it is — somewhere in mind.

🎯 Where This Horse Thrives

Performance broken down by ground, distance, class, and track type
🌧 Ground Conditions
Good (firm-ish)
Unknown
Good to soft (some give)
Unknown
📏 Race Distance
1M3F – 1M4F
Unknown
🏅 Competition Level
Class 4 (standard)
Unknown
🏟 Track Shape
Right-handed, tight turns
Unknown
Right-handed, hilly
Unknown

📅 Recent Runs

The last 10 races, most recent first
1 May
8th
Goodwood
1m3f – 1m4f · Good · 9 runners
22 Sep
🏆 Won
Leicester
1m3f – 1m4f · Good_To_Soft · 11 runners

🏇 Jockey Partnerships

Every jockey who has ridden this horse, sorted by rides together
100%
Win rate
1/1
Won / Rode

🏟 Track Record

Win rate at each course this horse has visited
CourseRacesResultsLast visitedWin rate
Leicester
Sharp
1 1 win 22 Sep 100%
Goodwood
Undulating
1 1 other 1 May 0%